A special page dedicated to non other than myself: would you adam & eve
it?? Since I have no scanner and therefore cannot make picture-based love
to your web-viewing dirty eyes, I have included a very special description
of myself: enjoy yourself!!

NAME: ha ha, if I told you that I would have to be, y'know, wierd or
something. It's Alex.
AGE: But 15. Oh dear. But I'm trying
HOBBIES: I like weak lemon drinks and stealing jokes from obscure
comedians.
QUALIFICATIONS: I have a City's & something Level 1 Qualification in
Visual Basic Programming. Gee, that's exciting, isn't it? The only thing good
it lets me do is to reformat the hard drives in my school's network. I also
have a veritable plethora of swimming badges and a gold award for Skiing
from Sheffau Ski School. Ooooh!
FACE: not good.
EYES: Greeny - browny - grey-ish
PERSONALITY: So very, very, good. So very, very good. If anyone would like
to get to know me better, they can sit on my 'lap' in the excite chat rooms
where my name is _untitled_. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ahem. I have been
compared to, in the past, Hugh Laurie (with alarming regularity), Angus
Deaton, Mr. Burns & Telly Savalas. Although the last one is a lie.
BRAIN: Unearthly
PERSONAL QUOTE: "Smithers! Massage my brain!"